I am a professional television viewer. What does this mean? To tell you the truth I don't even really know. All I know is that I watch television and I'm so damn good at it that I'm basically a pro. Maybe those that read this blog can help me better define or understand what makes a person a 'professional t.v. viewer'. At the end of the day I am just a recent college graduate ready to confess all my dirty little television show secrets.